I had a thought the other day regarding the whole gay marriage bullshit that has been going on lately.

Why don't we - the gays - just marry them - the lesbians? 

I mean, we don't have to live together, eat together or hell even fuck together. 

We can just get married - in a proper church and all to boot!

They won't know what hit them - and the most beautiful part of this is that there isn't a fucking thing the right wing can do about it. 

If Lucy Lesbian and I (a flaming male homosexual) want to go down to City Hall to get married there is NOTHING they can do to stop it. 

Then I could get on the lesbian's insurance!  (Or vice versa...)

It is brilliant! Then I can have my very own loveless, sexless marriage! I will be just like everyone else. 

But do I marry a lipstick lesbian or a butch one? 

There I have fixed the problem - now all of you fabulous gay boys go out there and corral a little lesbo for your very own! I fully expect to be invited to all of your weddings! 

Much love, 

Jim

JCSI