As a small business owner, I had a thought the other day.

Why the fuck do churches get non-profit status? 

They are a business just like I am and they don't have to pay shit in taxes. 

I call bullshit. Make those fuckers pay taxes on the money they rake in and you will see an instant boom to our economy. 

Why does the government give these bullshit artists the right to scam people's money tax free? 

I am highly offended. 

I suppose the state would shit bricks if they truly knew how much money these assholes coveted for themselves. 

Having worked side-by-side with a pastor before, I always wondered how he could sleep at night knowing he took money from his congregation and spent it on a Mercedes and a $500,000 house. 

Nice. Way to go fucker. 

Maybe the people that freely give up their hard earned cash don't want any records of what the bastards do with the money - cause let me tell you they aren't sending it to Africa. Those poor people are STILL starving to death. 

And if you REALLY want to see how much your church loves you, don't give them one fucking thin dime. Then see how much they bless you and whisper your name to God. 

They will talk shit about you and condemn you to hell. 

Just go to the sermon, listen to the tirade, and then get up and leave. Don't put cash or an envelope of cash in the coffer. 

Watch them give you the stank eye and you will soon learn that money = love. 

Well kids, I have to go spend my money on porn and chocolate. 

Escalader, 

Jim

JCSI