Something that REALLY pisses me the fuck off is when people talk in movie theaters.

I don't pay almost ten bucks to listen to YOUR personal soundtrack to the movie.

Case in point - HB and I went to go see 2012. To the left of us was a young couple whose snuggling and cooing made me want to wretch. She obviously thought she had a more insightful take on the movie as she droned on about bullshit that really didn't make much sense. And while she was doing that, her sleazy boyfriend was groping her double d's. Talk about ramming shit down other people's throats. 

Then there were the idiots behind us that yelled out Woody Harleson's name every time he appeared on the screen. 

For real?

You REALLY need to do that? I mean the man is an actor and he appears in other movies as well. (Side note: My personal favorite Woody movie is Natural Born Killers.)

Then there are the bitches that like to scream shit out to the screen like "Don't go in there!" and "What are you doing girl?"

For real. They can't hear you - but I can. 

I know you think you are being cute and funny, but no. You are just being a dumb bitch. Noone cares what you think - so please just shut the fuck up. 

That is one of the reasons I don't go to church - I would probably do the same thing.

While everyone is enjoying the preacher's show, I would be yelling shit like, "Liar!" and "Bullshit!".

And its out of respect that I don't go there and do that so please don't do your shit around me. 

About the only thing more annoying that talking in a movie is when people CONSTANTLY check their cell phones during the movie. YOU ARE NOT TITANS OF INDUSTRY! YOU DO NOT NEED TO TEXT YOUR HOS THAT YOU ARE IN A MOVIE! 

Much love, 

Jim

JCSI